Who am I?

hitlervevo:

people who actually buy themes

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people who prefer buying music 

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buying

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getting things illegally 

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cassierolee:

tmobileofficial:

jamm3d:

tidesretreat:

BABY

ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk

You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that.

So fuckin adorable

(Source: pleatedjeans, via these-sunflower-eyes)

WiFi: connected

Me: then fucking act like it

I woke up at 4am and then went to the store at 8am and I baked bread which took me till noon. My friend came over and we hung out with his girlfriend for a bit and I got back home at 1pm and took a nap until 6:30pm and then I did some chores and then at 10:30pm I started making bread pudding with the bread I made this morning and it is now 11:45pm and I am about to eat some yum.

also my sleep schedule is fucked. yesterday I went to sleep at like 3am and then woke up at like 3pm and then I went back to sleep at like 8pm which is why I woke up at 4am today. and I took a fucking 5 hour nap today by accident.

witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

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asktoothless:

I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.

but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.

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constellation-funk:

alriggs:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

scarcerare:

Some of my favorite Calvin and Hobbes strips. Bill Watterson had such an incredible cryptic and philosophical style, and it just makes me excited to read the comics over and over again.

i grew up reading these comics and the best thing is re-reading them as you get older and thinking that they are even more great than they were as a kid, because you can realte more and more to Calvin

Kind of shocked I don’t see more of these guys on here.

formative 

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magicspe11s:

becausebirds:
Meet Sable, the 1 in 100,000 melanic (oppsite of albino) Barn Owl that wasn’t rejected by its mother for its unique dark coloring.

magicspe11s:

becausebirds:

Meet Sable, the 1 in 100,000 melanic (oppsite of albino) Barn Owl that wasn’t rejected by its mother for its unique dark coloring.

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aquarian-sunchild:


sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?
TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”
"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"

aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?

TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”

"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"

(Source: sixpenceee, via these-sunflower-eyes)